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A nondescript brown box hovered above the welcome mat outside my apartment, postmarked with a warehouse address. As I used my keys to tear open the industrial-strength masking tape, I already knew what was inside the box: a small and spring-loaded dildo rocking chair, similar to the one that George Clooney cavalierly shows Frances McDormand in the movie Burn After Reading. But as I watched the very purple head of the dildo bob up and down, appearing above the seat with every up-swing, it definitely kept my attention. I ordered the dildo rocking chair to conduct an experiment with sex furniture , a relatively amorphous term that's basically used to describe any large contraption that you fuck.



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